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2002-09-01T06:37:00.000-07:00

2002-08-29T17:53:00.001-07:00

Understanding men from a woman's point of view

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius.)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(They don't have enough time.)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions.)

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(Because they don't have penises to put them in.)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(They're intended for children, but men usually play with them.)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapour
lock.)
(You're laughing now, aren't you?)

8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(It's sex with someone they love.)

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.)

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(So he can tell if he's coming or going.)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(I don't know, it's never happened.)

2002-08-29T17:53:00.000-07:00

I thought this was really good!!

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy he says, "You're in charge of supplies." "Now I have to leave for a little while, I expect you guys to make a big dent in that pile of sand."
So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile is untouched.
He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese afella that he awasa ina charge ofa supplies, but he hasa disappeared AND I nocoulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman asks the Scotsman, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye,ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th'Chinese laddie in charge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin'him either."
The foreman is real angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells.....
"SUPPLIES!!"

2002-08-29T17:23:00.000-07:00

Testing new template

2002-08-29T17:14:00.000-07:00

Just a little joke for the day.

Placing his ladder against the bedroom window of a burning house, a young fireman rushed up the ladder and looked through the window. Inside was a beautiful brunette in a transparent nightgown. He grinned and told her, "You're the second pregnant girl I've rescued this year!" "But I'm not pregnant!" the woman exclaimed.
"You're also not rescued yet."

2002-08-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

What did Vykeeks do today? Well, he is new, very new in fact to this whole Blog thing. Saw in an excellent magazine called "PC Know How" published out of Britain, how to 'blog'. Trying his luck.